I did this last night with but Im doing it again ans actually posting it for

So here we go...

Dear <-- we're complete strangers

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our horoscope doesn't match. I think I realized it when I changed tennis shoes in your apartment and I saw you pull the toupee off (*pause to check underwear*) my father. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that I did a sex-change. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your suicide note
as a memory. You should also know that I get sick when I think of our friendship.

Good luck on your short-term leave from jail,
nmt

Tagging whoever who reads this...but doesnt really care much for it -->[link]

~~~Salut